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Media Piranha - March 2007

Top 10 Ways To Destroy The Earth

March 4th 2007 00:10
If you are hoping for the world to be destroyed by either man or nature I wouldn't hold my breath. The earth is built to last and hasn't been destroyed in billions of years of it's existence. We can cut the rainforests, get hit by asteroids, release hideous quantities of pollutions, and even listen to Al Gore and friends, but the earth still continues spinning in it's orbit.

If you really want to destroy the earth, here are ten ways that will help you sleep at night.



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This is a Police Blotter about stupid criminals that make a stupid mistake, or two, and their syndicated crime world comes to a screeching halt! The brilliance of the crimes and the stupidity of getting caught makes one wonder how stupid can you get!!!

Let's start with a trio of Wal-Mart shoplifters. One guy distracts the cashier while the other two wheel out two carts of merchandise. They hit other Wal-Marts but decided to return to one in particular. The first time at this store they stole over $1000 in merchandise. In their recent trip they pulled in $1222 of merchandise. You got to love it when you're on surveilance cameras, and one of the guys gives them a close-up!


The next trio of idiots should get a reward for being dumb, stupid, and trying to burglarise a house with the owner inside. Classical would be that the owner shot the trio, but then they'd arrest him for shooting someone without brains! If your breaking into a house, don't ring the doorbell!

The last of the dumb trios is the best. This is a bit twisted in that there were five dummies but three got arrested. Sit back for this one because it involves marijuana! Since some people read too much into my posts at times, I'll give you the gest:
If you steal $700000 in US Savings Bonds, don't smoke pot and bother the female passengers on your get-away train!
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