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The Rare TB That Went Around The World

May 31st 2007 21:28

Maybe you have heard about that person that had a rare form of TB and decided to fly far away on many flights to get married, or to allegedly get married. He flew transcontinental flights and local flights. What kind of a lowlife would endanger so many people in that manner?

Who else, but a personal injury lawyer! It gets better when we find that his father-in-law, who is a TB expert at the CDC, may have given him some 'fatherly' advice, and could face federal charges.

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Disaster Waiting To Happen

May 30th 2007 22:26

If you don't see a a future headline here, read the article carefully! Just the project's engineer that can't swim and is going for a ride might be worth watching!

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Built By Youth Flawed By Stupidity

May 27th 2007 15:43

It seems that young teenagers who are finding it hard to get guns are building them themselves. This asshat accidentally shot himself while loading one of his guns he built from scrap metal!

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When You Commit A Crime Let Someone Know Your Whereabouts

May 27th 2007 00:09

The stupid criminals never cease to amaze me. A criminal with no friends faces the challenge of not being successful in his endeavor. Take the case of the unidentified idiot, or John Doe Dumb!

Children were not amused when their school air-conditioner was rather foul smelling. Almost like the stench of death. That's because there was a dead body in the a/c duct! The man apparently tried to rob the school but got stuck and died. He could have been there for some time from the looks of it

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Italy's Dirty Secret

May 25th 2007 23:20

People who visit Naples, Italy and think that it is a beautiful city are blinded by ignorance. When I visit Italy, Naples is avoided at all costs because of what happened to me in 1973! I won't bore you with the details, but I missed my flight because you had to avoid Naples and all the region because of a cholera epidemic! It was because of their filth and garbage problems and rats were bigger than cats and highly aggressive! That was 1973!!!

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Attack Of The Killer Buses

May 22nd 2007 22:20

Wellington has a crisis on it's hands. It seems that too many people in the inner-city are getting hit by buses. Even though the speed limit is at a crawling 30 km. pedestrians are still being hit and even killed.

What's wrong with this picture? Either people try to stop a bus by jumping in front of it, or bus driver licenses are easy to get in Wellington!

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God's Sense Of Humor

May 21st 2007 20:48

Have you ever had your insurance claim rejected because your policy does not cover Acts Of God? That is where FEMA comes in....BWHAHAHAHAHA, I almost said that with a straight face!

Imagine an Act Of God that hits a Religious shrine. The shrine was struck by lightning and lost a hand and foot. Sister Bernadette doubts the insurance will pay and is seeking donations.
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Bullet Migraine

May 19th 2007 21:18

In what may very well be unusual and bizarre, a 77-year-old grandmother has had a severe headache for 63-years! She finally, FINALLY, decided to go see a doctor. Then it get's a bit more weird.

The x-ray revealed the cause of her headaches...a bullet lodged in her brain! She finally remembered being shot in 1943 by the invading Japanese army. The mother used herbal treatments and the wound was forgotten until the rusty bullet was removed

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Arms For The Blind

May 17th 2007 22:13

Alms for the blind may be charitable, but arms for the blind may be a disaster waiting to happen. A blind man with a concealed weapons permit in a couple of psychotic states wants to expand his range. Yes, we need more blind people with guns and we might as well let them drive and operate machinery, too! Shooting blind...what can possibly go wrong?

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Punishing The Victim

May 15th 2007 19:56

If a dumbass keeps an exotic that acts on it's wild instincts, is the exotic at fault? Many rich and bored eccentrics are catering to exotic cougars, lions, tigers and other dangerous wild animals. So why punish the animal for acting on it's instincts, rather than the egomaniacs that treat them like luxury accessories?

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Skydiving Irony

May 13th 2007 19:35

Skydiving is definitely a dangerous sport. Countless have lost their lives while attempting it. Others get cold-feet and refuse to jump. For the experts it is nothing short of a rush.

That's why it's a bitch when your plane crashes and you are wearing a parachutte!!!

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Snoop Dawg

May 6th 2007 15:51

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Muslims In Space

May 1st 2007 22:48

Facing Mecca in space may be a problem, but Muslim trailblazers are following their Western counterparts and boldly going where no Muslim has gone before. Of course as always, special arrangements have to be made. Muslims are jumping the religious hurdles and entering the space age.

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