signalsMcFines For The McSlow At The McFast
December 12th 2007 00:08
McDonalds is taking fast food to the next level. If you take too long to eat McDonald's fast food, they will fine you! Is nothing sacred? We should fine McDonalds for being McSlow with our McOrder!
Although staying longer than 45 minutes at a McDonalds is a sign of a lifeless bum, you shouldn't have to be fined for it. Now you have a McDonalds Time Police giving out hefty fines that could buy you a year worth of Big Macs!
Let us consider a McBoycott on a franchise that McFattens us all. Your next burger can cost you over $100, just because you wanted to out-stay your welcome. which according to McDonalds is over 45 minutes!
Although staying longer than 45 minutes at a McDonalds is a sign of a lifeless bum, you shouldn't have to be fined for it. Now you have a McDonalds Time Police giving out hefty fines that could buy you a year worth of Big Macs!
Let us consider a McBoycott on a franchise that McFattens us all. Your next burger can cost you over $100, just because you wanted to out-stay your welcome. which according to McDonalds is over 45 minutes!
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