signalsBin Laden Entertainment
January 6th 2007 00:13
If Osama bin Laden wasn't a terrorist mastermind, he probably would have been an entertainment mogul. From someone who loved McGiver and Wonder Years, to a strange fetish for Whitney Houston, bin Laden had the money to live like a rich capitalist off the backs of the little people.
To start off, let's meet Wafah Dufour. Wafah has been trying to break into celebrity-dom since she danced with Jenna Bush in Paris. This was when Jenna was a topic of boozing interest and before 9/11. You see Wafah has a name that is more notorious than Hitler. Wafah's real name is bin Ladin! Although spelled differently, she is Osama's niece. Her mother was married to his 47th half-brother, or something like that!
Word is that a reality show will soon feature Dufour. Her singing career has come to a halt it seems. Poor little rich girl, it ain't easy being bin Laden!
Last August Kola Boof, a Sudanese writer, wrote Diary of a Lost Girl:The Autobiography of Kola Boof. Is it me or does Wafah Dufour sound like a pastry and Kola Boof sounds like a soft drink???
In that book, Kola tells of her time as Osama's unwilling sex slave! It seems that Osama revealed his innermost secret love to his, a-hem, sex slave. She tells the story of what he did and how he used her. The interesting thing is that bin Laden took her on hunting and fishing trips!
Boof claims that Osama was crazy in love with Whitney Houston! This was 1996, and she claims bin Laden said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.
Osama wanted to give Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whtney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives. Yes bin Laden is a racist and read it in the article!
He also blamed, get this, Bobby Brown for her fall from grace. Therefore he felt it was his duty to kill him and convert Whitney to Islam.
Same story: http://entertainment.iafrica.com/news/944967.htm
Bin Laden Entertainment...coming to a reality show near you!
To start off, let's meet Wafah Dufour. Wafah has been trying to break into celebrity-dom since she danced with Jenna Bush in Paris. This was when Jenna was a topic of boozing interest and before 9/11. You see Wafah has a name that is more notorious than Hitler. Wafah's real name is bin Ladin! Although spelled differently, she is Osama's niece. Her mother was married to his 47th half-brother, or something like that!
Word is that a reality show will soon feature Dufour. Her singing career has come to a halt it seems. Poor little rich girl, it ain't easy being bin Laden!
Last August Kola Boof, a Sudanese writer, wrote Diary of a Lost Girl:The Autobiography of Kola Boof. Is it me or does Wafah Dufour sound like a pastry and Kola Boof sounds like a soft drink???
In that book, Kola tells of her time as Osama's unwilling sex slave! It seems that Osama revealed his innermost secret love to his, a-hem, sex slave. She tells the story of what he did and how he used her. The interesting thing is that bin Laden took her on hunting and fishing trips!
Boof claims that Osama was crazy in love with Whitney Houston! This was 1996, and she claims bin Laden said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.
Osama wanted to give Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whtney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives. Yes bin Laden is a racist and read it in the article!
He also blamed, get this, Bobby Brown for her fall from grace. Therefore he felt it was his duty to kill him and convert Whitney to Islam.
Same story: http://entertainment.iafrica.com/news/944967.htm
Bin Laden Entertainment...coming to a reality show near you!
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