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Fat Man At A Picnic

March 10th 2008 21:16
In a place where tragedy meets comedy there is sometimes a fat man and a low bridge. A man who lost over 400 pounds and still weighs 800 shouldn't be going at a picnic to celebrate. He also was going to celebrate his girlfriend's birthday, and it shocks me that an 800 lbs. man has a girlfriend. Has she no fear of being steam rolled?

His fatmobile would not fit under an overpass! He needs a forklift and a tow truck to get around. Yeah, good thing he got rid of over 400 lbs. because the extra weight might kill him. Speaking of which, his doctors cancelled his picnic plans.



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