Religious Enigmas
September 20th 2010 16:23
Well it looks like you have to pay a price for threatening to burn a religious book. I think it runs over $150K. Just ask Terry Jones who got hit with the bill for security from law enforcement. Aren't churches exempt from paying frivolous bills that were caused by the stupidity of their deacons?
It's news to me, but who knew that Jews can't consume caffeine during Yom Kippur? Well never fear because a loophole comes in the form of a ...wait for it...caffeine suppositories! Yes, God loves the chosen people, but I'm guessing this is a lust loophole! ...think about it.
Which brings us to the Muslims. Well actually a green piece of crap that believes that chanting 'USA, USA' at a game is insulting to Muslims. I love it when I'm being accused of not understanding the Muslim religion, yet someone who apparently doesn't understand religion at all is giving me their dumb views!
We can all agree that two things that go together are Hollywood and atheists. Yes if Satanism, Wiccan, etc., are a type of religion, then atheism is a religion, too. They don't believe in God, or question His existence, therefore that is their belief, or religion! So, Welcome Non-Believers! Hollywood introduces the new go-to movie villains, the atheists!
It's news to me, but who knew that Jews can't consume caffeine during Yom Kippur? Well never fear because a loophole comes in the form of a ...wait for it...caffeine suppositories! Yes, God loves the chosen people, but I'm guessing this is a lust loophole! ...think about it.
Which brings us to the Muslims. Well actually a green piece of crap that believes that chanting 'USA, USA' at a game is insulting to Muslims. I love it when I'm being accused of not understanding the Muslim religion, yet someone who apparently doesn't understand religion at all is giving me their dumb views!
We can all agree that two things that go together are Hollywood and atheists. Yes if Satanism, Wiccan, etc., are a type of religion, then atheism is a religion, too. They don't believe in God, or question His existence, therefore that is their belief, or religion! So, Welcome Non-Believers! Hollywood introduces the new go-to movie villains, the atheists!
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