signalsScamming Christians
August 22nd 2009 11:34
Christians that believe in God might never be scammed in the real world. Well, an atheist has come up with what may be the greatest Rapture scam ever. It goes without saying that many a gullible believer will be shelling out money for this brilliant idea.
After Jesus saves you from the rapture, what will happen to your pets that will be left behind? Never worry because Eternal Earthbound Pets will make sure they will be cared for. Keep in mind that atheists don't believe in the Rapture, but will be more than happy to take your money for...wait for it...peace of mind!
After all when you're in heaven and not caring about those that are left behind, your main concern should be about your adorable pets. This must prove that even Peta has Christians in its ranks!!!
After Jesus saves you from the rapture, what will happen to your pets that will be left behind? Never worry because Eternal Earthbound Pets will make sure they will be cared for. Keep in mind that atheists don't believe in the Rapture, but will be more than happy to take your money for...wait for it...peace of mind!
After all when you're in heaven and not caring about those that are left behind, your main concern should be about your adorable pets. This must prove that even Peta has Christians in its ranks!!!
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