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September 14th 2008 14:16
Being homeless in America is a tragedy. Pride and dignity are washed out the window. In today's market it seems like the homeless in America are ever growing. Surviving can lead to unforeseen dangers. It's not a pretty site.
In my quest to survive if I were ever suddenly made homeless, I am researching places to go that can make homelessness a bit more bearable. I would first move to a warmer climate. Perhaps live at an airport. Or maybe head to bum heaven where you can earn more that if you worked two jobs.
Yes, folks, a place like that exists, but it's days might be numbered now that the word is out. I would head out to the 90210 zip code. That's right, become a Beverly Hills bum! This is like being Jed Clampett without the money!
Only in America can a bum find the right place to con the rich. Most homeless are degenerates and usually aren't smart enough to head to California.
In my quest to survive if I were ever suddenly made homeless, I am researching places to go that can make homelessness a bit more bearable. I would first move to a warmer climate. Perhaps live at an airport. Or maybe head to bum heaven where you can earn more that if you worked two jobs.
Yes, folks, a place like that exists, but it's days might be numbered now that the word is out. I would head out to the 90210 zip code. That's right, become a Beverly Hills bum! This is like being Jed Clampett without the money!
Only in America can a bum find the right place to con the rich. Most homeless are degenerates and usually aren't smart enough to head to California.
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